wintermoth:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

One of my favourite shows:

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One of my least favourite shows:

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Do you see my problem

this is accurate and it hurts

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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elleys-blog:

to be honest five years ago i never would have thought that i’d be staying awake until ungodly hours reading gay fanfic and yet here we are

aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing

aduhm:

"free samples!"

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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared